HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! 

 

Sending you lots of lovely penis-and-vagina-getting vibes on this day our saviours day.

 

The audio quality on this is somehow worse than the first time we recorded because Emma is stupid and sat behind the microphone. Didn't know this was a thing? Neither did she. 

 

TW; Mentions of sexual, physical and psychological abuse. 

 

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HELLO FRIENDS

It's finally here! Sorry for the delay.. I was genuinely out shagging. 

The audio is terrible and we recorded this on new years day still wasted. Our parents are very proud. 

NEXT EPISODE VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL

Also please feel free to submit any and all horrible dating stories or experience to us on either @80baes or @tindergraveyard. It's nice to know we're not alone. 

Suck a dick enjoy yourself xo 

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